Food jokes


What kind of food should you eat to increase your vision?

– Seafood…


Why did the raisin go to the dance with the prune?

– Because the couldn’t get a date…


What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?

– Iceberg…


What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

– No thanks, I’m stuffed!


What do cats call mice on skateboards?

– Meals on wheels.


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