Food jokes

What kind of food should you eat to increase your vision?

– Seafood…

Why did the raisin go to the dance with the prune?

– Because the couldn’t get a date…

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?

– Iceberg…

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

– No thanks, I’m stuffed!

What do cats call mice on skateboards?

– Meals on wheels.